About Me

My self-summary

Hello my future girlfrind. This is what my typing looks like. Ha ha, I’m just kidding--that is actually a reference to an antiquated meme from the Internet, adapted for an online dating profile deftly by me. My name is nut and I am a professional Benie Baby archivist and candy enthusiast and also an amateur poster on the BYOB (pronounced just like you think) internet subforum. I like col nights out, warm nights in, and medium-distanced walks on the bach. Thank you for electronically checking me out and who knows? Maybe you can be the funny post about a really big chai that is tough for people to sit on that I will emptyqute i.r.l. (in real life).

My pet peeves

Judging someone based on their typing. You don’t know what’s going on over on their side o things. Maybe they are disracted. Maybe they gotta mash that post out as fast as possible before te flickering flame of genius shudders out to dark nothingness, forever lost to the endless abyss from which we summon all our gratest ideas. Who cares if they miss a key here or there? Who’s to even say that they missed at all? Marshal McLuhan once said, “the medium is the message, but the large is the message with cute, relatable typos.” Als, no cops.

My favourite quote

"Rock, paper, scissor, grenade launcher."

- Darius Sone in "xXx: Return of Xander Cage" (2017)

My favourite poster

Every poster who ever posted on YOB and even the nes that haven’t posted just quite et. Or the one for the movie "Hook" I had in college (I asure you, it owned).