About Me

My self-summary

To call me a handful is simply wrong. I am an inconceivable shadow buried in the dark. The absolute void drawing you in with an ethereal swirl of black and blue. When you come to, you won’t know what has happened. I am the forever night and the impossible evil. I have 18 piercings and 3 tattoos. When I’m not brooding, I work as a social media manager for Whole Foods.

My interests

I like wearing black and embodying passed spirits through at-home enthusiast satanic practice. I like to watch anime and my favourite anime movie is probably either Totoro or Perfect Blue. You’re expected to at least tolerate anime unlike my last ex, Troy, who said it was stupid and not soul wrenching.

A small poem written by me

I must be the Atlantic
Floating amid the blue here
To there and back again
Until night falls
And we all float in black

Except Troy doesn’t get to

We'll get along if

You see more than a beautiful, smart, but brooding and evil woman who is seemingly always sad and blue. You’re more than your feelings and I am too. If you should ever feel down or feel a colour, I believe that what is far more important is what comes directly after. What would be the first thing you’d say immediately afterwards? Also, we’ll get along if you like anime (see above).

Constructive criticism my peers have offered me

"Mom says to stop telling nana we’re the blue family. She doesn’t know that it means sad and thinks you have somehow married into that group of weird percussionists. And if you must know, we are actually really happy. We checked out a new farmer’s market last week. Maybe you would like to come? We’re worried with how much delivery you’re ordering from that chain…"