About Me

My self-summary

Hello ladies and gentlemen *tips hat*. A brightest morning or most solemn eve to you all. My nom (name in French) is Patric and meeting you here, even through the techno-abstraction of 1s and 0s, ranks among my greatest pleasures. I am a gentleman and scholar, eager to become a great partner in this crazy game we call life.

My hobbies

Hobbies is a trite word. These are my passions: Scrabble, Holding Hands, Watercolour painting, Starburst candies, the store Banana Republic, capris, passion, love, finance. And I also spend much time looking into the history of household and seasonal confections. Last week, I completed a hobbyist thesis on the sociopolitical origins of Turtles (the chocolate treat, not the animals, whose sociopolitical origins are still largely unknown).

My greatest attribute

I am an astute listener. I could spend hours, days, weeks (?!) not talking, melting into the sultry tones of your voice. I find the key to love is to hang on each and every word, pausing even if just momentarily on each one, lest you pass a chance to learn something else. I also have an incredibly well defined 4-pack.

If I came with a warning label, it would read

Too much fun to be had in such a perfect, beautiful package. Beware the excitement and joy of what is to come, alas, thou mightst fall in love. Do not iron--only love.